I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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