Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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