i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
vagina is talking i cant
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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