Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
