Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
40s are totally the cure
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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