have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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