People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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