hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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