i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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