Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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