is your mom at the bar?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
he just fucked me for my cheese.
dude. I can hear the air.
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