I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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