that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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