try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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