I'm jealous of your bromance
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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