After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You pole danced in your parka.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
