i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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