Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
whose parrot is this?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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