somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
don't judge my taste in strippers
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
