It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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