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guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head

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(512): View more from Texas

I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.

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(408): View more from California

i fucked her mom dude

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there's something to tell the kids

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(775): View more from Nevada

You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.

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(480): View more from Arizona

We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet

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(765): View more from Indiana

Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!

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(917): View more from New York City

I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals

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(260): View more from Indiana

How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.

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