A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize