Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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