He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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