I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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