May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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