Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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