go do what you do best...puke behind churches
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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