He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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