Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
