North Korea, Best Korea!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
you made out with another girl for some wings
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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