Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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