i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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