omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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