If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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