i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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