What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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