ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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