I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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