It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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