is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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