Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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