i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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