We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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