This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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