Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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