The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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