you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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