No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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