I hate all girls vehemently.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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