What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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