Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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