"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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