Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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